Crack Treats Edit Meaning

1. One Eyed Green Monster. The left over undigested stuff in your poo look O.E.G.M shit! See o.e.g.m, poo, indigestion, shit..

1. An abhorrent freak of nature who enjoys both resurrecting and making love to the dead. These creatures (although only one has been confi..

1. To masturbate/wank/spanking the monkey. Started life as as the word "Jaff" but evolved into "Yaff" after some Spani..