Crack-a-jack

What is Crack-a-jack?


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The act of drawing a smiley face on your partners ass with the mouth around the anus, thus meaning then when you take them up it, you recieve head and anal simultaneously.

My wife's crack-a-jack looks like the kool-aid man.


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