Crack-a-lackin" Edit Meaning

1. A tragic fondue error. While at a fondue party with friends, not following fondue protocol can result in a fon-don't. Keeley went..

1. A lady who loves to fellate, but is so old she has lost her teeth, and so only has gums. "She was old enough to be my gran, but I ..

1. An ordinary cigarette colored with a Sharpie causing the individual whos smoking it to get high. Dude A: I wanna get high, but I gots n..