What is Crackaphat?
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Generic term for anything that can produce an erection e.g. Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, sexy body etc
Impotent man goes to the doctor and says "I can't do anything with this soft schlong - you have to give me some crackaphat"
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To take care of oneself, especially if one is partying or drinking
Don't drive if your too drunk, have someone else take you home...