What is Crackaphat?
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Generic term for anything that can produce an erection e.g. Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, sexy body etc
Impotent man goes to the doctor and says "I can't do anything with this soft schlong - you have to give me some crackaphat"
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An ancient Greek tradition where a man uses his hands to stretch out and pull his scrotum into a bowl or cup shape. Wine is then poured..