What is Crackaphat?
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Generic term for anything that can produce an erection e.g. Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, sexy body etc
Impotent man goes to the doctor and says "I can't do anything with this soft schlong - you have to give me some crackaphat"
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Someone who you do not want to talk to or know, who looks creepy and annoying, e.g. greasy hair, thin whisp of a mustache, generally loo..