Crack-ass Worthy Edit Meaning

1. a. To drink so heavily that all bodily functions are rendered useless. Loss of memory and bladder control is usually a bi-product. b...

1. I father of dimunitive stature. I always wanted Mr. T for a father, but I was stuck with a dadlet. See momlet, omelette..

1. when you're fucking a girl. And you pull your dick out. and shove it in her ear. and jizz in it. "aw dude, last night i wa..