Crack-attack

What is Crack-attack?


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When a person is asleep or unconcsious and you,and your friends all spread your ass cheeks and rub your ass cracks up and down in that persons face. (Most effective after taking a shit)

John: Hey guys, Mike is asleep.....Crack-attack!

Mike: (scarred for life)

See crack, ass attack, shitface


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