What is Cracked Adams?
1.
The unfortunate event where a man who loves to give blow jobs, takes on more than he can swallow resulting in a traumatized adams apple which ultimately cracks in half and nearly shatters within his throat.
Symptoms includes: Swollen Epiglottis, inability to hold a conversation beyond 20 seconds, aggressive puss sack build up in esophagus, shifted carotid artery.
These symptoms may require immediate medical attention.
Doctor - "Damn this is the 6th "Cracked Adams" case I've seen this weekend."
Nurse - "What do you expect, The Ring Hole* just opened up in gay town this week"
Doctor - "No shit! Hey I heard they have good wings."
*see defined word for description
See
Random Words:
1.
An excellent ska/punk band from long island. lead vocalist is jeff rosenstock.
I'm going to see the Arrogant Sons of Bitches tomor..
1.
An automotive transmission that was created to meet the needs of people who were missing an arm or a leg.
In the USA, it has become the..
1.
just like saying 'you retard!' to your friends
used in a friendly manner
"OMG HIGH FIVE!"
-misses-
"V FOR R..
