Cracked Adams

What is Cracked Adams?


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The unfortunate event where a man who loves to give blow jobs, takes on more than he can swallow resulting in a traumatized adams apple which ultimately cracks in half and nearly shatters within his throat.

Symptoms includes: Swollen Epiglottis, inability to hold a conversation beyond 20 seconds, aggressive puss sack build up in esophagus, shifted carotid artery.

These symptoms may require immediate medical attention.

Doctor - "Damn this is the 6th "Cracked Adams" case I've seen this weekend."

Nurse - "What do you expect, The Ring Hole* just opened up in gay town this week"

Doctor - "No shit! Hey I heard they have good wings."

*see defined word for description

See adams apple, blow job, gay bar, gay


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