Cracked Dick Edit Meaning

1. Masturbating. Also see jacking off. Man, my girlfriend dumped me.. Well, back to one hander commander! =D See flogging the dolphin, sp..

1. To express deep sadness and..stuff.... <guy> HI <girl> STFU <guy> =..

1. A flat, narrowly angled rear-end of a woman, usually resembling a semi-circle, or a piece of pita bread. Pita Butts usually occur in old..