Cracked Dick Edit Meaning

1. to get fired for making racist/sexist comments Guy#1: I just got fired for calling a girl a ho Guy#2: dude u jes got imus'ed See..

1. Also, tickled to death. Delighted, as in I was tickled pink when I got his autograph, or His parents were tickled to death when he decid..

1. Take a shit, and wipe your ass(meat/beans, and maybe corn..), then wrap the asswipe around your dick and masturbate with it, cum(cheese)..