Cracked The Apple

What is Cracked The Apple?


1.

A maneuver initiated during an intimate table dance at a topless gentlemen's club aka 'shaker bar'. This maneuver begins when the female entertainer faces you directly and while in close proximity, you reach back with both hands and grab her buttocks, spreading her cheeks wide apart in a smooth, controlled and deliberate motion. Typical response to this action is pure disgust and/or expulsion from the club, and in rare cases utter enjoyment for both.

During our trip to Cabo San Lucas, Ted Cracked the Apple when he visited the Sheet Room at Mermaids.

See boys night out, champagne room


0

Random Words:

1. The result of trying to yawn and mumble / talk at the same time. Dallas: "I was about to hit the gong when *yawning commences* le^..
1. Read the Fucking Description. Used in YouTube a lot when tools ask questions that are answered in the description. "wuts the song ..
1. 'Goodnight' for people who want to be loud and obnoxious. (L) Sally says: I'm gonna hit the hay. JohnSTAR says: &apos..