What is Cracken?
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n.
A large smelly turd.
(inspired by the classic movie monster from Clash of the Titans. release the cracken!)
Jim could feel a cracken emerging from his colon so he rushed to the bathroom to make a deposit.
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Various forms of anal assault.
He released the cracken as he unexpectedly plunged his lubricated thumb deep into her anus.
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