Cracker Candidate

What is Cracker Candidate?

Someone who can eat crackers in your bed anytime.

Mariska Hargitay has always been a cracker candidate.

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Vaginable

1. The exent to which an object can be easily and pleasurably inserted into the vagina and used to acheive orgasm. A dildo is highly vagin..

Iliathon

1. A 24 hour nonstop performance reading of Homer's Iliad. Can be simple recital, or more dramatized. Comes from combining the title ..

Zombieface

1. Just when you're about to bust a nut from a girl sucking your cock, pull it out and shoot your load into her eyes. Then sit back a..

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