Cracker Pants Edit Meaning

1. Is a hand job given by a guy after a long shower has made his hands pruny, and soft, like an old woman's hands. Get out of the sho..

1. An exclamation instating that the speaker feels strongly about something. "I pulled down my pants and yelled ZAZAFEFEBAGOLA!"..

1. To masterbate or play with oneself. "I was so fucking horny, I had to handle my business." See masterbate, jack off, jerk of..