Cracker Test

What is Cracker Test?

1. measure by which you decide if someone is worth keeping around, usually referring to physical attractiveness/hotness.

2. Would you kick this person out for eating crackers in bed?

Girl 1: So, how was it? Is he hot?

Girl 2: Well, he definitely passed the cracker test.

Girl 1: What do you mean?

Girl 2: I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers.

See test, attractive, ugly, hotness, bed

Qtard

1. A retard that is one SUR (Standard Unit of Retardation) worse than a Ptard. Man, Andrew is such a Qtard, much worse than that Ptard ove..

Er-er

1. A covert reference to sexual activity, particularly in response to a non-sexual statement. Literally, the squeaking of a bed during sex..

Hlep

1. A common misspelling of "Help" on internet games, usually when the speaker is in trouble and needs the "hlep" of mor..

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