Cracker Test

What is Cracker Test?

1. measure by which you decide if someone is worth keeping around, usually referring to physical attractiveness/hotness.

2. Would you kick this person out for eating crackers in bed?

Girl 1: So, how was it? Is he hot?

Girl 2: Well, he definitely passed the cracker test.

Girl 1: What do you mean?

Girl 2: I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers.

See test, attractive, ugly, hotness, bed

Cods Lips

1. A fishy variation on your average beef curtains. A womans partition. I was down the docks doing a bit of fishing and I seen the bigges..

Escalade

1. one of many large cars that men purchase to conceal the diminutive nature of their "manhood." That guy was born with a littl..

Hoodie-skirt

1. When someone folds up their hoodie and wears it around their waste like a skirt. pregnant women usually do it to hide themselves... I h..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Cracker Test Edit Meaning