Cracker Test

What is Cracker Test?

1. measure by which you decide if someone is worth keeping around, usually referring to physical attractiveness/hotness.

2. Would you kick this person out for eating crackers in bed?

Girl 1: So, how was it? Is he hot?

Girl 2: Well, he definitely passed the cracker test.

Girl 1: What do you mean?

Girl 2: I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers.

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P'd Out

1. any guy that has taken too many sterioids and lost his mind. Can be recognized by bad acne, nervous twitches, stuttering, violent hand g..

Oquard

1. The Tukkerse (little district in Netherlands) version of awkward. Tukker: Man that's oquard!!! Normal Dutch guy: What's oqua..

Exy

1. Combination of "ex" and "sexy" Adjective for a boyfriend or girlfriend that is technically an "ex" buy st..

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