Cracker Test

What is Cracker Test?


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n.

1. measure by which you decide if someone is worth keeping around, usually referring to physical attractiveness/hotness.

2. Would you kick this person out for eating crackers in bed?

Girl 1: So, how was it? Is he hot?

Girl 2: Well, he definitely passed the cracker test.

Girl 1: What do you mean?

Girl 2: I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers.

See test, attractive, ugly, hotness, bed


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