What is Cracker Test?
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1. measure by which you decide if someone is worth keeping around, usually referring to physical attractiveness/hotness.
2. Would you kick this person out for eating crackers in bed?
Girl 1: So, how was it? Is he hot?
Girl 2: Well, he definitely passed the cracker test.
Girl 1: What do you mean?
Girl 2: I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers.
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