Cracker Test

What is Cracker Test?

1. measure by which you decide if someone is worth keeping around, usually referring to physical attractiveness/hotness.

2. Would you kick this person out for eating crackers in bed?

Girl 1: So, how was it? Is he hot?

Girl 2: Well, he definitely passed the cracker test.

Girl 1: What do you mean?

Girl 2: I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers.

See test, attractive, ugly, hotness, bed

Chocolate Star

1. The device used for dropping a deuce. My girl wanted pounded in her chocolate star. See asshole, rectum, buckeye, poop shoot 2. the ..

Non-zest

1. 1. Lacking flavor or zest; not tasty; insipid. 2. One who lacks Zest. "He is such a non-zest--all his conversati..

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1. A series of symbols representing gay manporn. "Dude wtf have you been doing?" "I was just taking a bio break man."..

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