Cracker Test

What is Cracker Test?

1. measure by which you decide if someone is worth keeping around, usually referring to physical attractiveness/hotness.

2. Would you kick this person out for eating crackers in bed?

Girl 1: So, how was it? Is he hot?

Girl 2: Well, he definitely passed the cracker test.

Girl 1: What do you mean?

Girl 2: I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers.

See test, attractive, ugly, hotness, bed

Jinger

1. To finger a girl through her jeans. (Counts if there is penetration.) Mark and I saw this girl get jingered on the drunk bus last night..

Treeskirt

1. Any member of a group of friends that refuses to attend Monday Night Football gatherings for stupid reasons. Jim couldn't make it ..

1,2,3,4

1. drummer's chain of thought "1,2,3,4, 1,2,3,4, 1,2,3,4, 1,2,3,4" See 1, 2, 3, 4, drums..

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