What is Crackfic?
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A type of
"Sarah's new crackfic is fuckin' hilarious, you should go read it!"
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A type of
Often, a facial expression after reading one of these crackfics is 'O.O' or 'O.o'
"I just read a crackfic where Chuck Norris dreams he's Luke Skywalker than becomes a stripper to make more money for his kid"
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when a guy is licking out a girl's vagina during her period, he gets a "vampire kiss" - a very bloody mouth!
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When you have to take a dump right after eating a huge bag of cheetos. Doritos and other orange texturized flavored chips do not count...