What is Crackin' Off?
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To stroke your own penis repeatedly until you skeet, unless your mother comes in, then you become a serial killa.
Kid 1: He's been in the bathroom forever! What could he be doing?
Kid 2: Probably crackin' off!
Kid 1: Dude, that's not even an expression.
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When your getting a blow job, you punch the girl in the eye, and cum on her knee.
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alternative description of negative numbers
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A heavy metallic hand garment often mistaken for hooves (but they ain't)
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