Crackin' Off

What is Crackin' Off?

To stroke your own penis repeatedly until you skeet, unless your mother comes in, then you become a serial killa.

Kid 1: He's been in the bathroom forever! What could he be doing?

Kid 2: Probably crackin' off!

Kid 1: Dude, that's not even an expression.

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Farted

1. A puff or loud nose coming from the anal area. Smelly and yet very amusing. Basking in the ambeince. RJ: I totally farted the whole way..

Tossless

1. A segment of time in which no tossing off has occurred. Dude, I was so busy that my weekend was totally tossless. See sheepish, momma&..

Disciplinarian

1. someone who demands exact conformity to rules and forms Though loose liver among her guests, the bitch was a strict disciplinarian amon..

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