Crackin' Off

What is Crackin' Off?


1.

To stroke your own penis repeatedly until you skeet, unless your mother comes in, then you become a serial killa.

Kid 1: He's been in the bathroom forever! What could he be doing?

Kid 2: Probably crackin' off!

Kid 1: Dude, that's not even an expression.

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