What is Cracking Ten?
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Slang term for defecation. Sometimes rumored to have been invented by George Washington while crossing the Potomac. It is a general term for the action of defecation, but can be altered after the "cracking" to describe the volume or intensity of the defecation.
"Bretheren...observe as I go forth and crack ten unto this mighty river."
"Hey guys, I totally cracked fifteen in that dumpster!"
"I gotta crack ten, be right back."
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To have the need to defecate.
"I need to hit up the bathroom, I've got a baby on board."
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The rectal symptoms associated with consuming a donner kebab/curry the night before.
Eugh, shouldn't have eaten that second donner..