What is Crackodon?
1.
A young child under the age of 6 that wakes up at the crack of dawn demanding to be fed and entertained, especially on weekends and holidays.
After working hard all day yesterday, I was looking forward to sleeping in this morning. Alas, it was not to be; I was awaken at 6:15 by a crackodon demanding breakfast.
See
Random Words:
1.
Waking up next to someone the next morning who is so strikingly hideous that you are unable to become aroused. Antonym: Morning Wood.
J..
1.
Its when you take a dump in your hand and use the feces as a lube.
When i was banging the BWTF the other day she finished me off with t..
1.
When a woman is one touch away from reaching the Nirvana-like state of orgasm, her partner waits for the opportune moment to apply the f..