Crack-of-noon

What is Crack-of-noon?

take off of expression "crack of dawn", for those who wake up at noon at the earliest.

im free for coffee as my dumbass husband wont be up 'till the crack-of-noon.

See lazy, loafstyle, underachiever, loser

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