Crack-stache

What is Crack-stache?

A type of heavy mustache cause by too much drug use.

"Look at Jon's Crack-stache!"

"I know, its so thick! He'd better shave that thing, it looks like a friggen ferret."

"And he should stop smoking pot."

See crack, mustache, pot, drugs, ferret

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