Crackwhore Day

What is Crackwhore Day?


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A holiday for people with crackwhores for mothers or other close relatives. Crack becomes the religion of the mother, and thus they don't have any holiday traditions, such as Christmas or Hanukkah.

Celebrated on December 3rd, Crackwhore day is traditionally celebrated with the giving and receiving of various jigsaw puzzles.

Though it began as a celebration for relatives of crackwhores, any are welcome to celebrate this versatile holiday.

Hooray! I was given a Willy Wonka puzzle for Crackwhore Day! Thanks, buddy!

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