What is Crad Stick?
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A piece of tissue or toilet roll that has been dampened with tap water and formed into a sausage shape. This implement is placed between the buttocks to sooth the pain of chef's arse.
"Hey, something just fell out of your pants.", "Oh yea, don't worry, it's just my crad stick."
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Someone who sits in a public toilet taking a shit as silently as possible, not moving around or making any noise, with the intent of cat..