What is Crad Stick?
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A piece of tissue or toilet roll that has been dampened with tap water and formed into a sausage shape. This implement is placed between the buttocks to sooth the pain of chef's arse.
"Hey, something just fell out of your pants.", "Oh yea, don't worry, it's just my crad stick."
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The act of performing a bowel movement i.e. having a shit / dump.
I've gots to go to the loo for an unction junction function...
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A phenomenon of sparkling poop caused by the gold flakes in the alocoholic beverage known as Goldschlager.
Oh man, I just drank 10 shot..
