Cradle Cap

What is Cradle Cap?

verb (transitive). Having sex with the soft spot of the head of an infant, 1-10 months of age, usually resulting in death or severe brain damage.

Joe Lorenz cradle capped my nephew and I'm out for revenge.

Looney Poon

1. When one sleeps with a girl who later turns out to be a psycho. "Bro, my brother slept with this one girl the other week and it tu..

Fuck Puddle

1. The "wet spot" on the sheets after sex.It becomes a fuck puddle when its on YOUR side of the bed. I came back from the bathro..

Jpf

1. JPF is an acronym for "Just Poking Fun", and is synonymous with the over used "Just Kidding". The opposite of JPF is..

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