Cradle Robber

What is Cradle Robber?


1.

A person who taps people significantly younger than he/she is. If X is the older person's age then they are a cradle robber if they date a person who is less than half of their age plus 7 years. But for this function to work, X must be greater than or equal to 18. (Y = .5X + 7 X:18,infinity))

Teddy: Is Albert with Evelyn?

Mike: Mos Def

Teddy: What a cradle robber.

Mike: Word

See tap, cradle, robber, word, mos def

2.

a term which is often jokingly targetted to an older partner in a relationship, or, one that lays with those under the age of consent

wow, it looks as if she's robbin' the cradle - they start young now-a-days eh?

3.

One who dates someone who is significantly younger than them.

Wow John is a cradle robber, hes a senior and he's dating a girl in 7th grade.

See craddle robber, dating, cradle robbing

4.

A guy, or girl who is dating a guy or girl under the age of consent.

"Michael Jackson is a cradle rober."

See Vanna


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