What is Craft?
1.
acronym:
Can't
Remember
A
Fucking
Thing
symptoms may include: Questioning ones existance, loss of words, loss of items, repeating previous statements, loss of money, the inability to formulate sentences, repeating previous statements, loss of pants and repeating previous statements.
School: "I did horrible on that test because I had CRAFT."
Work: "I have CRAFT today, please remind me when the deadline is."
Everyday: "She can't remember my name, she must have a permenant case of CRAFT"
School: "
2.
v. to steal, in an underhanded way, usually from a friend/acquaintance.
That bitch just left and crafted my lighter.
3.
Can't remember a fucking thing
"dude, I drank so much last night and now i'm suffering from CRAFT"
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4.
Manchester slag for an automobile.
That fives a bad craft dude.
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5.
Slang for ugly bitch. Crafts are actually 5 foot three, however, their extremely large foreheads make them appear to be a full six feet tall. Because of this, Crafts are commonly mistaken for aliens when first seen.
"Did you see that man?!? Was that a fuck'n alien? Nah man, it's just Craft."
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6.
originating from the African word meaning "rough hair", or "wooly naps." Also associated with the color Black. See "Bumbaye."
He's got a gang of Craft on his head.
7.
Adj. a tubby bitch.
The craft bitch was sweating in the pits while washing her car.
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