Craftmatic Adjustable Floor-whore

What is Craftmatic Adjustable Floor-whore?

1.

A particularly accommodating female sexual partner

When I'm horny, there's nothing quite like hopping on my Craftmatic Adjustable Floor-Whore.

66

Random Words:

Zirc

1. To have a netsplit every 15 seconds. Bolgimo was zirc'd as fuck yesterday...

Fridge-worthy

1. Getting a grade, drawing a picture, earning an above average mark in a schools test etc someting that is good enough to stick on your fr..

Hymen Maneuver

1. Rupturing the mucous membrane at the external opening of the vagina as a result of the first act of sexual intercourse Dude! I porked t..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free