Craftsman

What is Craftsman?

1.

A tool guarenteed for life. This person is such a tool they will never be known as otherwise.

That guy is a fucking Craftsman.

See tool, retard, moron, tard

2.

A maker of tools. To call someone a Craftsman is equal to calling them a terrible parent.

Neighbor: I heard your son didn't vote yesterday. You're quite the Craftsman.

Parent: Yeah, I conceived a Tool.

See fool, idiot, craftsman, toolshed, toolbox, hardware store

3.

a tool with such a magnitude of proportions it can be labeled only with a proper name identification.

The guy over there wearing the train conductors hat is indeed a craftsman.

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