Craftsman

What is Craftsman?


1.

A tool guarenteed for life. This person is such a tool they will never be known as otherwise.

That guy is a fucking Craftsman.

See tool, retard, moron, tard

2.

A maker of tools. To call someone a Craftsman is equal to calling them a terrible parent.

Neighbor: I heard your son didn't vote yesterday. You're quite the Craftsman.

Parent: Yeah, I conceived a Tool.

See fool, idiot, craftsman, toolshed, toolbox, hardware store

3.

a tool with such a magnitude of proportions it can be labeled only with a proper name identification.

The guy over there wearing the train conductors hat is indeed a craftsman.


25

Random Words:

1. The little containers contain little goodies that you get out of a vending machine. "Mommy, mommy ! Look what I got in this zimpic..
1. The Americanized version of the German version of Nicholas. Nicolis are usually the best friends you could ever have, as well. "Wo..
1. kick ass closer/future ace pitcher for the Boston Red Sox; wears number 58 and has a 100 mph heater and nasty splitter - is also the bes..