Craftsterbation

What is Craftsterbation?


1.

(n.) lusting over projects on craftster or the process of crafting.

Millie has her door shut and all I can hear is the rhythmic thudding and whirring of her sewing machine. I think she's craftsterbating again.

See betsy

2.

Term coined to describe habitual visits to crafting website/subsequent craft making.

1.)The process of compulsively lusting over projects on the hipster crafting website craftster

2.) describe the process of crafting, or creating crafts

"Millie has her door shut and all I can hear is the rhythmic thudding and whirring of her sewing machine. I think she's craftsterbating again.


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