What is Crafty Wank?
1.
The act of masterbating in secret without anybody noticing. Usually done behind a bush or whilst peering through a gap in the blinds, looking directly at the subject of your filthy attention. A real art when perfected.
I saw a cracking looking girl on the sidewalk outside my house yesterday and couldn't resist knocking off a crafty wank from my bedroom as she stood there!
See
Random Words:
1.
A loud explosion of feces that litterally blows out your ass, sending small drops of liquid poop all over the inside of the toilet bowl...
1.
fucked. severely. see also fubar
I wrote my car off, i hit another car and totally rubber ducked it!
See rubber, duck, ducked, rubber ..
