What is Crafty Wank?
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The act of masterbating in secret without anybody noticing. Usually done behind a bush or whilst peering through a gap in the blinds, looking directly at the subject of your filthy attention. A real art when perfected.
I saw a cracking looking girl on the sidewalk outside my house yesterday and couldn't resist knocking off a crafty wank from my bedroom as she stood there!
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Emergency Use: A paper towel or napkin used for a woman's period.
"Do you have a pad?"
"Oh, crap" Grabs a bar..
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Sleeping any where near nature/tent
I am soo ready for this camping trip to be an organic experience . . sleeping in dirt is awesome!!
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