What is Craids?
1.
A computer condition that occurs when your cousin frequents numerous porn sites and contracts a hard drive-debilitating virus.
I couldn't check my email because I've got CRAIDS.
The CRAIDS pwn3ed my hard drive and now I have to buy a new one. This sux0r!!!
2.
Something so disgusting that it is said to have the distinguishing characteristics of both crabs and aids.
What's with that gunky buildup in the sink? That's disgusting! It has craids!
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3.
A rare STD which has been found in the resort areas of Mexico and Dominican Republic, thought to have originated in the city of Edmonton. This disease usually affects males and females between the ages of 8 and 16, with only a few cases found in women ages 18-30 and one case in an 82 year old woman. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: genital rash and/or itching, pain during urination, sudden death, profuse diarrhea, a sudden unusual fear of feet, a fondness for self asphyxiation, and vaginal or anal discharge.
Person A "I had sex with Morgan O'Reilly"
Person B "Haha... you have CRAIDS"
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4.
When someone wears their hair in crimped braids, looking like their 12
Ralph: Ayo Mayne did you see her craids?
Trey: Yeah they was nappy as hellz, yeh
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