Craig Kruta

What is Craig Kruta?


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Craig Kruta is the coolest, most well known, person on earth. He dominates everything he does, from sports to basket weaving. There is even a CD comming out about him called 'Project Craig' or 'PC'. Not only is craig the best at everything he is the father of Chuck Norris. Craig is a prodigy, and therfore Chuck Norris is also a prodigy. The only thing stopping him is DJ "Master Splinter" Migno, Craig's arch rival. Pick up 'Project Craig' in stores sometime before 2007!

Person1: Craig invented the waffle.

Person2: NO FUCKKING WAY!

Person1: Hell yeah dude! He also counted to infinity.....twice

Person2: HOLY SHIT!! Thats amazing!!!!! Craig Kruta, your my hero!

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