Cramps

What is Cramps?


1.

a god awful pain girls go through during "that time of the month"

i have such bad cramps

See cramp, crampy, period, midol, advil

2.

Something a girl suffers when she is on the rag. Feels like one is being stabbed in the gut with a knife or giving birth. Typically make a girl lay in the fetal position or want to sit in the shower/bath for hours on end. Cramps can be felt during ovulation two weeks before the period actually starts. However, cramps are the worst on the first and second day of a girl cycle. Also used as an excuse to avoid sleeping with a man that has a small penis.

SHIT MAN! My cramps are so bad I want to cut out my uterus!

Boyfriend: Do you have cramps babe?

Girlfriend: Fuck off!

On night stand Man (with small dick): So can we bone tonight?

Woman: Lets just fool around. I have my period and really bad cramps.

See on the rag, period pain, uterus, bitching


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