What is Cran?
1.
A pink smiley with a horizontal hand gesture. See
You're stho sthuper you wittle cran joo!
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2.
Also seen as :cran:. The word cran is a synonym for gaytard.
Do something productive and stop reading stuff on this website, cran.
3.
a pointed stick or pencil of colored clay, chalk, wax, etc., used for drawing or coloring.
It is often mistakingly pronounced "cray-yon" which is, in fact, not a real word.
What the fuck is a crayon? are you retarded? Oh, sorry, I didn't realize you were dropped a lot as a kid and didn't mean to offend you, but could you please pass the blue cran so I could finish coloring this?
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4.
:cran: smiley
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5.
The assorted morsels that compose hamster food.
"Diz, would you like some cran?"
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6.
An arrogant n00bie, who tries to outdo a vet.
n00b: u don't know wut ur talking about, bush is the best prez evar!1!
Vet: STFU, cran!
7.
The way in which idiots pronounce the word crayon, forgetting that there is a y and an o in the word. Most often found in areas in which inbreeding is prevalent.
Joe: Hey Chris, what's that you've got shoved up your ass there?
Chris: Oh, it's a yellow-green cran.
Joe: Don't you mean crayon?
Chris: No.
