Cranberry Douche

What is Cranberry Douche?


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a liquid concoction made of the acidic juice of cranberrys, mixed with vinegar and rock salt, that when loaded into a high pressure squirt bottle and fired into the enflamed vagina provides temporary relief and mild cleansing of said area

"melissa emptied every fruit market in town to mix up her cranberry douche, she went through 60 gallons of wine vinegar too, that bitchs dirty cunt must be on fire"

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