Cranberry Juice Edit Meaning

1.

-juice made out of cranberries and is available at grocery stores and bars.

-(customer) "cranberry juice"

-(bartender)...nods and gives customer his drink

-(other customer)"cranberry juice, my girlfriend drinks it when shes having her period.......are you having your period?"

-(customer)........(waits about 3 seconds)

SMASH

See cranberry, juice, period, bartender, drink, smash

2.

A juice made from cranberries that goes very well with vodka.

Drunk Girl: I'll have another Cran-vodka!

Stupid Bartender: whats that?

Drunk Girl: Cranberry Juice with Vodka, dumbass!

See juice, vodka, drink, drunk, cranberry

3.

What you drink when you are on your period...

-What were you having?

-Cranberry Juice

-What, you on your period?

The Departed

See departed, juice, period, the, cranberry

4.

Blood. Called cranberry juice because it's the the red liquid you get at a cocktail party if it goes on too long.

When I visited your mom, I got so into our cocktail party that I lost track of time and stayed until she started giving me cranberry juice.

See blood, bleeding, shit, santorum, anus