What is Crandell?
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A word used to describe someone of the female form whom is so ugly that it brings vomit, tears, and shit to your body all at once because of the uglyness. You will know it is a Crandell when you see her because she will have marks on her from where people poke her with a ten foot pole. Also known as a
Background:Originates from a person who steals best friends and is a brother fucker and controls men.
"yo that girl's a crandell...she makes me want to gouge out my eyes with a spoon."
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