What is Crandle?
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christina's bear; formerly known as snowball.
We entered Crandle from the armpit. (His favorite spot to get finger-love!)
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Obnoxious cliquey asian kids with gel filled spikey hair
Those crandles love sticking there fingers in wall sockets
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in addition to the male penis you light a candle, quickly put it out and stuff it in the girls "area" along with your "unit". The sensation of flesh,wax, and burning is the ultimate sensation for both partners instantly.
The Don Mega on one of his many mack adventures gone wrong
Chanukah just got a whole lot more Kinky... you sons of bitches
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used in a situation that is bad, or a negatice connatation
crandle! i burnt my foot
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The superlative of pimp. Something that is so pimp it gets major uberg-unit props.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... that's pimpaliscious
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