Crandles

What is Crandles?

The opposite of Cyphix. Therefore, crandles are terrible with the broads, and usually stay virgins well past their middle age crisis.

Only crandles waste their life playing Dungeons and Dragons in their parents basement.

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Shitty Wank

1. When a person is having a wank and their crotch and hands are all covered in their own shit. "I was having a really good wank last..

Quickster

1. Being able to get girls in the sack quick. Did you see that quickster in action? It only took him 5 minutes to get that girl to his bed..

W.e.t.s.u.

1. An ancronym for We Eat This Sh*t Up (pronounced wet-sue), meaning we are gung ho and highly enthused, used in the Army in the Vietnam er..

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