What is Crane Machine?
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when youre banging a girl and shes 9 months pregnant, you reach in there and grab the little fucker and tell him, "Get out you little fucker, this is my house... bitch!"
I couldn't wait for my child to be born, and one night i got really horny and gave my old bitch a crane machine.
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