What is Cranial Elephantitis?
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The medical condition involving severe swelling of one's skull until said skull reaches an absurd girth.
As a kindergartener, Nils learned at an early age that his cranial elephantitis would prevent him from fitting through most doors, and as a result he would die alone and lonely
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rabbit waste found during Easter that children may pick up and eat, mistaken for jelly beans during an Easter Egg Hunt.
I peed my pants..
