Cranimon

What is Cranimon?


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A fusion consisting of cranberry, lime and lemon juices. This non-alcoholic drink is usually served on crushed ice with cane sugar as a sweetener. The flavor has been said to confer its wonderful benefits on all who drink it: good health, great longevity, inner tranquility and incisive intellectual clarity. Frequently, this beverage is served in the bed of a pickup truck while watching a drive-in movie.

“Hop in the bed and I’ll make you some cold Cranimon that you’ve been craving.”

“Hey Krumpsley, squeeze me some Cranimon.”

See cran, coke, pop


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