Crank Dat Edit Meaning

1.

A horrible song with no lyrical talent whatsoever

Person: Love that Crank Dat song

Person 2: Can you do the dance?!?!

Person: There's a dance?!?

Person 2: Yeah it goes like this *proceeds to move about like they are a retarded monkey on speed*

See crank, dat, souljah, boy, gay

2.

Alternative meaning, popularized by the the Soulja Boy song of the same title. Crank dat refers to the act of masturbation, as indicated by the lyrics "watch me "crank dat" soldier boy then superman that hoe"

Watch me crank dat soldier boy then superman dat hoe...OR...watch me masturbate my erect penis then ejaculate on this promiscuous woman's back before sticking a sheet to the soiled spot on her back causing an eventual cape-like effect.

See crank dat, crank, crank that, soulja boy, soldier boy, super man, superman

3.

1. Song by Soulja Boy, makes no sense, has a single beat, the Boy raps in one tone, and has a dance that makes a choreographer cry whenever he walks into a party with the song playing. Its a disgrace to a cd

Guy 1: I can crank dat n***a

Guy 2: Dude, its a bat mitzvah and ur a 13 year-old jewish kid, stop embarassing yourself

Guy 1: Wha' me cran it

Wha' me roll

Supermaan a hoe!

Guy 2: *Gunshot*

See soulja boy, crank that, rap, beat, massacre, music, hip hop, dance, party

4.

song that is contributing to the retardation of america

After listening to crank dat, John transformed from a genius to being in a persistant vegetative state.

See soulja, boy, retard, state

5.

The gansta version of the macarena. the words still cant be understood, and it has launched as many parodies that are as retarded as the song itself.

person #1: What are you listening to? And why are you dancing??

person #2: It's Crank Dat and I'm dancing yo.

preson #1: Righhhtt. You look like you're doing the Macarena on speed.

See soulja boy, macarena, superman that hoe, bathing ape, speed

6.

A stupid-ass hip pop fad started by a song (crank dat soulja boy) by the talentless southern rapper Soulja Boy.

There's at least a million of songs that have the words "crank dat" in it, and they're all repetitive, stupid, and have no lyrical meaning whatsoever. It's just another bunch of retarded club songs that people are gonna forget about in a few months.

Here are a few of these shit-tastic songs:

Crank Dat Soulja Boy

Crank Dat Spiderman

Crank Dat Peter Pan

Crank Dat Yank

Crank Dat Batman

Crank Dat Superman

Crank Dat Lion King

Crank Dat Jump Rope

Crank Dat Weezy Wee

You can already tell that they're horrible just by reading their titles.

See shit, crap, hip pop, club, fad, soulja boy

7.

The name of a song by Soulja Boy, which serves to establish an equally idiotic dance. On par with who let the dogs outand the macarena, this song demonstrates no talent or creativity, and proves how stupid most followers of the hip-hop mainstream truly are.

"I'm have no mind! I'm going to crank dat!"

See dirty south, atlanta, soulja boy, solja boy, soldier boy, crank dat, superman, spiderman, idiot, mainstream, young