Crank Name Edit Meaning

1. A mustache that is saturated with vaginal secretions. It is often left in the mustache for several days so one may inhale the fragrance..

1. you have to pee so bad you have a little gut, and when you push on it, it kind of makes you have to pee i had piss gut so bad standing ..

1. When someone is being a smarmy cunt on purpose, you ask them if they want a big jar of smarmite Person 1: I think <friend> finds ..