What is Crank Reynolds?
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hi. im crank. i think im cool. but im really just a crusty red headed step child. son of big ed, with dooshbag glasses. i dont like the wij. and i cant come through in the clutch. ask my dad.
hi. i had an offensive on the game winning play so my dad took a rusty cheese grader and busted my grundle.
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often dances with Lysol and attends the Pow-Wows.
"I don't know Johnny Two-Face who dances with Lysol"..
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When having ass sex, coming at the exact same time as the toaster ejecting fresh toast.
"Oh. Bro, I'd just been flippin&apos..
