Crank Reynolds

What is Crank Reynolds?


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hi. im crank. i think im cool. but im really just a crusty red headed step child. son of big ed, with dooshbag glasses. i dont like the wij. and i cant come through in the clutch. ask my dad.

hi. i had an offensive on the game winning play so my dad took a rusty cheese grader and busted my grundle.


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