Crank That Forrest Gump

What is Crank That Forrest Gump?

1.

to sit on a bus stop bench and tell complete strangers your life story and then ejaculate all over their face

when she sat down beside him, the homeless man proceeded to crank that forrest gump

See ejaculate, crank that, sex, soulja boy, crank

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