Crank That Lincoln

What is Crank That Lincoln?


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When a guy is doing a girl from behind, right before he ejaculates, he pulls out and squirts at the back of her head. A reference to abraham lincoln who got shot in the back of his head.

One night I was so annoyed with sally I thought it would be funny if I crank that lincoln without her knowing.

See lincoln, crank, head, that, abraham


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