Crank That Roosevelt

What is Crank That Roosevelt?


1.

When you have had so much sex with a lady that she can no longer walk. A reference to former president Franklin Roosevelt, who had polio for most of his life and was confined to a wheel chair. This term is believed to have originated on the campus of the University of Central Florida.

"Man, did you hear me crank that Roosevelt on her last weekend? She hasn't been able to walk for 2 days".

See that, roosevelt, sex, walk

2.

whacking off while wearing rounded spectacles

I was able able to sneak off and crank that roosevelt before my niggaz came through.

See spank the monkey, icing the cake, whacking it, playing the skin flute

3.

When a person masturbates to the wife of a president (dead or alive.

Dude I love to crank that roosevelt to Nancy Reagan all the time.

See masturbation, first ladies, creepy, hot, sexy


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