What is Cranked That Murloc?
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You meet a nice girl and take her back to your place. you take her into the bedroom and begin to have sex. When you are about to splurge you scream "REN EN EN EN EN EN EN" and you squirt your cum into your mouth and then spit it into your partners eyes.
dude.... last night i cranked that murloc.... now my girlfriend is blind....
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The anguish your anus goes through sometimes.
Claire crawled outta the bathroom, hands on her ass, face contorted with anus agony. Tear..
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This is what will happen if Hillary Clinton is voted into office. When Hillary smashes down on the podium, her vagina gets very angry, ..
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Scenario: While sitting in the hallway one day at lunch (assume everyone goes to the same school) a gotchi boy walks by, and for whateve..
