What is Cranked That Murloc?
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You meet a nice girl and take her back to your place. you take her into the bedroom and begin to have sex. When you are about to splurge you scream "REN EN EN EN EN EN EN" and you squirt your cum into your mouth and then spit it into your partners eyes.
dude.... last night i cranked that murloc.... now my girlfriend is blind....
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A lacrosse pocket/mesh that is tangled and mushed into your lacrosse head making it look like a vagina.
hey man your lacrosse mesh look..
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Masturbating in the shower.
I got caught showerbating yesterday by my mom.
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