Cranked That Murloc

What is Cranked That Murloc?


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You meet a nice girl and take her back to your place. you take her into the bedroom and begin to have sex. When you are about to splurge you scream "REN EN EN EN EN EN EN" and you squirt your cum into your mouth and then spit it into your partners eyes.

dude.... last night i cranked that murloc.... now my girlfriend is blind....

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