What is Cranker?
1.
A BIG hoe; slut; female who gets males just but fuckin' them. (DC,MD,VA word)
All my mans and them and even my lil bro had that cranker!
2.
A smokable form of marijuana; bud; hash; nugs; mary jane
Want to smoke some crankers?
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3.
n; a scientifically proven disease where one likes to excessively stroke his member while watching pornographic material
Dr. Cuntingham: "look at that cranker, beating his dick like it owes him $5!"
Cuntingham, RN: "he must be a member of club crank
4.
Someone who is a complete crazy wanker!
This word originated from freshie dyslexic indian people whos grasp of english was weak enough for them to come up with such filandery as "crazy wanker".
It then took white people (people with names such as Thomas and Edward Zachary) who spend most of their time listening to Soulja boy to make a catchy word (ie take all credit)
as a generic indian name I'll use "Sachin Sharma"
Ed/Tom: Oi! Chocolate bear, you have a complete moose knuckle!
Sachin: You Crankers!
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5.
Sexual pervert whose fetish is to weep or "cry" and masturbate or "wank" at the same time.
Jimmy: Why is daddy hurting himself mommy?
Mommy: He wasn't son, he is just a cranker.
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6.
1) A woman that has birthed two or more children that are less than 12 months apart.
2) A woman that marries a guy and conceives relatively, imediately - generally on the honeymoon.
My bud, you married a cranker.
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7.
A whitsler; a heater; big line of cocaine.
When the cocktail party gets boring, helps you crank it up a notch.
"Crankers on the half shell, anyone?"
