Crankfest Edit Meaning

1. the point at which you realize that what youve been doing all night may NOT have been the best idea ever after all those beer bongs, so..

1. To push your balls up into the eye sockets of a woman while slapping your dick over the bridge of her nose. Sally, I'm gonna give ..

1. A mythical medical condition employed to explain to law enforcement officers as to why you were urinating in public. "If I don&apo..