Cranking Edit Meaning

1.

The practice of driving around residential areas (usually between the hours of 12-5 am), pulling up beside cars parked on the side of the street, and checking to see if they have been locked. If not, the car is stripped of anything inside. If so, the thieves move on. Cranking can also involve petty vandalism, leaving of handbrake off in a robbed car etc etc.

This practice originated in the eastern suburbs of Melbourne, Victoria, and has spread throughout the state.

Dude, check out this sweet GPS I got out cranking last night!

See crank, cranked, stealing, car, McDeath

2.

To cry and wank at the same time.

"Whats that noise?"

"Oh nothing, Sharky just broke up with his girlfriend so he is cranking night and day"

See sharky, weep, alone, techo, tears

3.

The act of crying and wanking (masturbation)at the same time.

This term comes from 'Ye Olde English' originating from the reign of King Henry VIII and his desperation in not being able to produce a male heir to carry on the Tudor dynasty. It was discovered by a lowly servant who stumbled upon the King in floods of tears and covered in copious amounts of semen. This information was a state secret until 2007 when it was released under Freedom of Information Act.

'Last night I watched Hugh Grant in Love Actually it was a performance of a lifetime it touched me in so many ways I just had to have a crank'

'Every since I heard my Mum and Dad had died in a horrible dolphin accident I've had to crank myself to sleep every night'

'Late at night after his girlfriend had gone to sleep Steven Peters Matthews would slowly crank over her delicate jawline'

Mohinder: Hey guys do you all wanna go to the beach and catch some waves and then afterwards we can go to Chad's house and have communal crank'

Bruce: That sounds totally crazy sick Mohinder I'll give Chuck a ring he loves cranking'

'Man I just watched Schindler's List, it was like totally sad but that little girl in the red coat was so hot i just had to have a crank'.

'The other day I was having a glorious wank in the woods when I saw a cute bunny rabbit get brutally mutilated by a hedgehog it turned my once in a lifetime wanking experience into a mournful cranking session'

See wanking, crank, masturbating, jerking off, crying, sad, tears, homie, peng

4.

(1) Going out and having a big night, usually involving the heavy consumption of alcohol and/or illicit substances. Possibly originating from surfer boy slang. Used heavily in New Zealand.Synonomous with Raging.

(2)Using/Doing/Going to

(1) You cranking tonight? You should cos the girls are going out , and they've got this fit Argentine mate with massive cans

(2) You cranking that party/the rugby/that top

See raging, going out, using, rager

5.

To cry and wank at the same time. Something that picks your spirits up if you're feeling low.

John: Wow, Dave took his grandma's death very well, look at that smile!

George: Nah, he's just been cranking in the toilets.

See cranking, crankin, wanking, wank, cry

6.

To Have Rough Sex With Someone.

He was absolutley Cranking that bitch!

See throttle, ground and pound, ravage, slamed, smashed

7.

To get ones head down in the office, beaver away, work hard and push on.

Allan, stop talking shite and get cranking

See crank, graft, slog, slave, toil